Heute meldet sich zum ersten Mal mein alter ego zu Wort. Wer eine Übersetzung braucht, muss sich nur melden.

Howdy!
My name is John Miller and I live in the best country on God’s great earth, which is also known as The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. My ancestors came here on the Mayflower. I am not very religious, I believe every religion is a way to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior. I am also a patriot, but unaffiliated with any party. You could call me a neutral mediator. Unlike the Pope though, I receive guidance from The Man. My mission is to bring you the news that even the FOX News Channel can’t air, because FNC is fair and balanced. read more »

Now you may wonder why I blog at this foreigner’s website, a liberal peacelover from Germany. Iraq lovers! (They were against the war from the start, a war which proved so successful.) I’ll tell you why. I’m secretly undermining their nation to americanize it, just like in the good old days of 1945-1949. Much more effectively than McDonalds, Microsoft, Burger King, Walmart, Apple, Subway, Dunkin’ Donuts, the NFL and Starbucks have done so far. Won’t they figure it out, now that I have told the secret? Nah, since I am using this superior language (AMERICAN, all capitals, because if I don’t shout nobody will hear me out), them Yuropeens ain’t never gonna know what hit’em. Anyway, Yearn (or however that guy’s name is spelled) told me I could get my own site if this turns out to be successful.

Fellow citizens, a matter that has recently come to my attention is healthcare for poor sick little kids, known as SCHIP. There has been much debate over the President’s veto on the bill. I’m saying: Right on! Who cares what the liberal-controlled congress decides. After all, presidents are elected by the people, so that decisions like these are made by the one guy who knows what is best for them. And so they don’t need to think on their own. That’s what democracy is all about! Just don’t check that in a book, the truthiness lies here.
SCHIP is not good for little kids. Because if we give them state healthcare, they might lose faith in Corporate America. If suddenly medicine is free, why buy pharma stocks later? As they say, if it costs nothing, it’s worth nothing. After all, those kids could pay their hospital bills on the college fund that mom and dad worked for with 3 jobs each, like good patriots do.
Even worse, if we start giving them state treats at this young age, they might later ask for more like unemployment pay, social welfare and public housing. This is not why the founding fathers boldly went where no man had went before (except illegal immigrants from India or the likes). They intended the pursuit of happiness for everybody. Everybody who can survive on their own at $5 an hour.
Do not ask what your nation can pay for you! Ask what you can pay for your nation!

May God bless America even more
John Miller III

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